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This is a contract. If you agree on the terms listed you can go to sleep.
Sleep is for those who are tired. Sleep is for those who need to sleep.
Those who are tired, should sleep as long as they need.
Those who are tired, should sleep as long as they don’t wake up.
Those who are tired, should go to sleep as soon as possible.
One should not interupt sleeping people, unless –
they have asked for beeing waked or, they are disturbing other people sleeping, by either snoring, farting, sleeptalking(crying, shouting) or sleepwalking. It is also OK to wake up a sleeper in case of, – nature catastrophies such as, earthquakes or floods, – dangerous situations such as fires, wars, or crimes, such as robbers or burglers in the house.
Waking up a sleeping person is also OK if the person is having a bad dream or nightmare, and needs to be calmed, or nursed.
One should not attempt to wake up somebody just for the fun of it, this is considered a violation of this contract, and you will not have the right to sleep peacefully any more.