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This is the End User License Agreement for EATING.
This is a contract. Please read it carefully. By indicating your acceptance below, you accept all the terms and conditions of this agreement. If you do not agree with the terms and conditions of this agreement, decline where instructed, and you will not be allowed to eat.  The rules are carefully designed to secure the process of eating.
If you want to eat you have to be hungry. If you are hungry you can eat. You can eat as much as you like as long as,1.  there is food enough, 2. you share with other hungry people in the room, 3. you don’t get sick from eating.
If you want to eat you have to cook. You have to cook to be able to eat. You can cook if got ingredients, 1. ingredients can be of any kind, 2. ingredients have to be worth eating, 3. you have to treat the ingredients according to the rules in §?