call for eula’s

20/05/2010

Inkjet printer ink costs more per millilitre than Dom Perignon champagne

Filed under: eula — brennanyoung @ 20:06

Always use genuine Epson/Lexmark/HP cartridges

Delicate Hardware

Filed under: eula — brennanyoung @ 20:04

Warranty void if opened.

Hard liquor promoted so as to give illusion of “Corporate Social Responsibility”

Filed under: eula — brennanyoung @ 19:06

Drink responsibly.

Also: “Don’t drink and drive” (more rare on actual bottles, but common as state propaganda. Subquestion: Why don’t the car manufacturers share the blame? – “Toyota – Don’t Drink and Drive”).

Washing Instructions

Filed under: tou — brennanyoung @ 14:56

Max 60 degrees, drip dry only, no bleach.

(Kamilla Victor)

Prescription

Filed under: eula — brennanyoung @ 14:55

5mg, 3 times daily, before a meal.

(Kamilla Victor)

Soft Drinks License

Filed under: eula — brennanyoung @ 14:52

The drink must be served chilled.

Overpainting License

Filed under: eula — brennanyoung @ 14:52

For paintings: The painting must be completely overpainted by the new owner. The EULA may not be overpainted or altered.

(Co-created by Kamilla Victor)

Ephemeric Glimpse License

Filed under: eula — brennanyoung @ 14:49

The work may only be viewed for five seconds at a time, so as to keep the experience at a precognitive level of visual experience, and to prevent cognitive reflection. (A true visual experience is not cognitive). The required delay between glimpses is not specified, but must be long enough for focus/consciousness to have moved on to something else.

(Co-created in dialogical space between me and Henning Schou)

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