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This is a contract. If you agree on the terms listed you can go to sleep.
Sleep is for those who are tired. Sleep is for those who need to sleep.
Those who are tired, should sleep as long as they need.
Those who are tired, should sleep as long as they don’t wake up.
Those who are tired, should go to sleep as soon as possible.
One should not interupt sleeping people, unless –
they have asked for beeing waked or, they are disturbing other people sleeping, by either snoring, farting, sleeptalking(crying, shouting) or sleepwalking. It is also OK to wake up a sleeper in case of, – nature catastrophies such as, earthquakes or floods, – dangerous situations such as fires, wars, or crimes, such as robbers or burglers in the house.
Waking up a sleeping person is also OK if the person is having a bad dream or nightmare, and needs to be calmed, or nursed.
One should not attempt to wake up somebody just for the fun of it, this is considered a violation of this contract, and you will not have the right to sleep peacefully any more.

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This is the End User License Agreement for EATING.
This is a contract. Please read it carefully. By indicating your acceptance below, you accept all the terms and conditions of this agreement. If you do not agree with the terms and conditions of this agreement, decline where instructed, and you will not be allowed to eat.  The rules are carefully designed to secure the process of eating.
If you want to eat you have to be hungry. If you are hungry you can eat. You can eat as much as you like as long as,1.  there is food enough, 2. you share with other hungry people in the room, 3. you don’t get sick from eating.
If you want to eat you have to cook. You have to cook to be able to eat. You can cook if got ingredients, 1. ingredients can be of any kind, 2. ingredients have to be worth eating, 3. you have to treat the ingredients according to the rules in §?